
Don&Olive write:
A proto-,
sub-,
extra-,
or possibly non-garden wildlife management tip:
Having been host to a front-porch-pillar robin's nest, a pergola-rafter robin's nest,
a north-side-English-ivy grackle's nest, and a roof-corble sparrow's nest,
when we saw yet another sparrow eyeing the top of a porch pillar,
we decided to close the avian
neo-natal care center and
invented the FEAR
(Fowl Expulsion and Aversion Routine) system
for discouraging further colonization.
A big-hair Barbie doll also works.