"Freedom of the press belongs to the man who owns one."--A. J. Liebling
In today's blogosphere freedom of the press belongs to whoever handles the blog. Today I am writing to discuss the rivalry between Mary and Marni's melon patches, since neither of them have taken up the challenge to post. Mary has 4 or is it 6 in her alley patch? Marni has 4 or 6 in the community patch and some untold number in her own secret backyard patch. Mary's will ripen first she says. There are rumors that another neighbor has a patch with fifty ripening orbs. We're dying to see that. Here are Mary's melons in photos taken about 8 days apart in early August.
7 comments:
We are admiring Mary's melons. It is hard to imagine superior melons.
-Fans
Dear Fans,
Thank you.
-Mary (with the superior melons)
Sandra, You are a mediator and these ladies need someone to help control their fierce desires to have the best melons. I hope no blood is spilled in the melon wars. -M
I did see Marni's 1 large melon last night. It is not a myth, it does exist and it is a very nice melon. I think a picture needs to be posted so we can level the playing field. -M (a big fan of all melons)
Sandra,
Thank you for helping to articulate the melon competition. I will be interested to see if Marni responds to your posts. She is a bit fixated on her freakishly large melon so I’m not sure she is checking her email.
Mary, Are you calling Marni out?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=call+out
Was I too subtle?
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